Matt => Form 1099
Individually purchased health care premiums in
Yearly deductible for overpriced monthly premiums => Outrageous
Plantar wart on you’re pinky toe? => Snatch some dry ice from the tissue freezer at work and burn it off yourself
It came back? => Repeat above procedure; only this time, hold the dry ice on targeted area till your skin begins falling off…
I literally came home to find Matt writhing in pain because he didn’t want to pay to go to the doctor. Instead he chose to doctor himself with dry ice…. But, in his defense, it actually did work,the second time.
2 comments:
He's a tough one alright
oh my goodness!!! this is hilarious. matt is one of a kind!
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